Santa was expecting milk and cookies but ended up getting busted nuts instead. Miss Sadie, Goddess Noelle, and I are already on his naughty list so we figured we might as well have some fun kicking, punching, kneeing, squeezing, and slapping Santa's roasted chestnuts. We leave Santa with over 300 strikes to his balls, proving that Rudolph's nose isn't the only thing that will be bright and red this Christmas.